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THE DIARY'S OF 83!!


















lagi hari bukber, gue,nisa lagi mau minjem hapenya tika















amalia mahdini, iseng2 aja di angkot dia gue foto wakaka















gue sama nadya ^^v ini hari pertama pesantren kilat















ini bukan gue yang foto yaa~ disitu ada fathiya, puspita dan mine.















naahh, ini dia! (hampir) seluruh anak cewe 83 lagi ngumpul buat main bareng2. tauga main apa? kalo kelas lain kan nama permainan nya juber(jujur berani) laaah tapi kalo kelas guebober(bohong berani) beh wakaka



cukup ya hehe(?)

Kutipan novel Untung Ada Bejo

• Sudut Yang Sama Besar

Dalam pelajaran matematika, seorang guru sekolah dasar bertanya kepada murid-muridnya. Berikut petikan dialog yang terjadi.

Guru: Anak-anak, sudut ABC sama dengan 90 dera....
Murid: jat...
G: sudut yang ini juga sama dengan 90 dera...
M: jat....
G: dengan demikian, kedua sudut itu sama-sama be...
M: jattt..
G: ???

• Tidak Dibalas

Bejo baru saja sembuh dari sakit flu berat. Ketika hari pertama masuk sekolah, dia ditegur oleh salah seorang guru karena tidak berkirim surat pemberitahuan ke sekolah selama sakit.

Guru: Ke mana saja kamu selama beberapa hari ini?
Bejo: Saya sakit, Pak. Flu berat, tetapi sekarang sudah sembuh.
G: Lalu kenapa kamu tidak berkirim surat kepada gurumu?
B: malas pak.
G: Malas?
B: Iya, percuma saja. Setiap berkirim surat ke sekolah tidak pernah dibalas.
G: ???

• Guru Yang Paling Ditakuti

Di sebuah sekolah, pelajaran Bahasa Indonesia baru ssaja dimulai. Pengajar Bahasa Indonesia di sekolah tersebut adalah guru yang paling ditakuti oleh para murid karena terkenal galak.

Guru: Selamat Pagi
Murid: Selamat pagi, Pak!
G: Hari ini kita akan belajar tentang lawan kata atau antonim. Kalau Pak Guru sebutka sebuah kata, kalian harus cepat menyebutkan lawan katanya. Misal, Pak Guru bilang 'tinggi' kalian bilang 'rendah'. Pak Guru bilang 'panjang' kalian bilang 'pendek'. Apa kalian mengerti?
M: Mengerti Pak Guru...
G: Jauh!
M: Dekat!

G: Kawan!
M: Teman!

G: Eh salah ituuuu!
M: Eh benar ini!

G: Dasar bodoh!
M: Dasar pandai!


G: Bukan!
M: Ya!

G: Oh Tuhan!
M: Ya Hamba!

G: Dengar ini...
M: Bicara itu...

G: Diam!
M: Ribut!


G: Itu bukan pertanyaan, bodoh!
M: Itu adalah jawaban, pintar!

G: Mati aku!
M: Hidup kamu!

G: Malas aku mengajar!
M: Rajin kamu mengajar!

G: Kalian gila semua!
M: Kami waras sebagian!

G: Cukup! cukup!
M: Kurang! kurang!

G: Sudah! sudah!
M: Belum! belum!

G: Kamu semua bodoh?
M: Kami sebagian pandai!

G: Melawan ya?
M: Mengalah, tidak?

G: Habis aku!
M: Masih kamu!

G: Oke sudah selesai
M: K.O belum mulai!

G: Sudah!!!
M: Belum!!!!

G: Berdiri!
M: Duduk!

G: ???


Singkat cerita, sejak saat itu sang guru yang terkenal galak itu berubah total. Dia tidak lagi galak kepada murid-muridnya.

• Seorang Guru

Suatu hari, seorang guru menjelaskan tentang berbagai sifat manusia. Berikut penggalan dialog antara guru dan siswa.

G: anak-anak, disebut apakah orang yang bisa menyelesaikan pekerjaan dalam waktu singkat?
M: Cekatan!!!
G: Bagus. nah, disebut apakah orang yang selalu enggan atau tak mau melakukan segala sesuatu?
M: Pemalas!!!!
G: Benar, terakhir, disebut apakah orang yang terus berbicara ketika orang lain sudah tidak lagi tertarik?
M: GURU!!!

G: ????





wakakakakakakaka, gimana? seru ga? sebenernya masih banyak lagi cerita nya. Tapi gue udah cape ngetik jadi ya........selamat menikmati hehehe :D

aspos~ *asal ngepost*

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justin bieber - love me

My friends say I’m a fool to think
That you’re the one for me
I guess I’m just a sucker for love
‘Cuz honestly the truth is that
You know I’m never leavin’
‘Cuz you’re my angel sent from above
Baby you can do no wrong
My money is yours
Give you little more because I love ya, love ya
With me, girl, is where you belong
Just stay right here
I promise my dear I’ll put nothin above ya. above ya
Love me, Love me
Say that you love me
Fool me, Fool me
Oh how you do me
Kiss me, Kiss me
Say that you miss me
Tell me what I wanna hear
Tell me you (love me)
Love me, Love me
Say that you love me
Fool me, Fool me
Oh how you do me
Kiss me, Kiss me
Say that you miss me
Tell me what I wanna hear
Tell me u love me
People try to tell me
But I still refuse to listen
Cuz they don’t get to spend time with you
A minute with you is worth more than
A thousand days without your love, oh your love
Baby you can do no wrong
My money is yours
Give you little more because I love ya, love ya
With me, girl, is where you belong

Just stay right here
I promise my dear I’ll put nothin above ya. above ya
Love me, Love me
Say that you love me
Fool me, Fool me
Oh how you do me
Kiss me , kiss me
Say that u miss me
Tell me what I wanna hear
Tell me you love me.
Love me, Love me
Say that you love me
Fool me, Fool me
Oh how you do me
Kiss me , kiss me
Say that u miss me
Tell me what I wanna hear
Tell me you love me.
My heart is blind but I don’t care
‘Cuz when I’m with you everything has disappeared
And every time I hold you near
I never wanna let you go, oh
Love me, Love me
Say that you love me
Fool me, Fool me
Oh how you do me
Kiss me , kiss me
Say that u miss me
Tell me what I wanna hear
Tell me you love me.
Love me, Love me
Say that you love me
Fool me, Fool me
Oh how you do me
Kiss me , kiss me
Say that u miss me
Tell me what I wanna hear
Tell me you love me

Jordin Sparks - Tattoo

No matter what you say about love
I keep coming back for more
Keep my hand in the fire
Sooner or later, I'll get what I'm asking for

No matter what you say about life
I learn every time I bleed
That truth is a stranger
Soul is in danger, I gotta let my spirit be free

To admit that I'm wrong
And then change my mind
Sorry but I have to move on
And leave you behind

[Chorus]
I can't waste time so give it a moment
I realize, nothing's broken
No need to worry 'bout everything I've done
Live every second like it was my last one
Don't look back at a new direction
I loved you once, needed protection
You're still a part of everything I do
You're on my heart just like a tattoo

(Just like a tattoo, I'll always have you
I'll always have you, I'll always have you)

I'm sick of playing all of these games
It's not about taking sides
When I looked in the mirror, didn't deliver
It hurt enough to think that I could

Stop, admit that I'm wrong
And then change my mind
Sorry but I gotta be strong
And leave you behind

[Chorus]

(Just like a tattoo, I'll always have you
I'll always have you)

[Bridge]
If I live every moment
Won't change any moment
Still a part of me and you
I will never regret you
Still the memory of you
Marks everything i do

[Chorus X2]

Just like a tattoo
I'll always have you

uts lewaaattt!

AKHIRNYAAAAA AHAHAHA UTS LEWAT JUGA~ WAKAKA
huaah~ senang nya hatiku, turun panas demamku(?)wkwk, gue lagi seneng doong (^^)v uts yang jahanam bagaikan jalur naga itu sudah terlampaui...uhuy hahaha. Sebelumnya lo mau tau ga keadaan pas gue pas uts? (kaya dora) *ya! aku ingin tau!* baiklaah~ akan ku beritau wakaka.
gini sejarahnya, pertama gue tau ruang uts gue di ruang 6 dan tempatnya di kelas biling 2.
Yang parah, gue duduk di depan,aaa-__- gila gatuh?(pak heri style) gue duduk di pojok deket tembok tapi paling depan, samping kanan gue; miguel, irfan, nadya dll menurut absen.

udah deh ya, mama gue pulang. besok deh gue lanjut hehe daah~ :D

Secondhand Serenade - Fall For You

Best thing about tonight's that we're not fighting
Could it be that we have been this way before
I know you don't think that I am trying......
I know you where it thins down to the core

But hold your breath
Because tonight will be the night that i will fall for you
Over again
Don't make me change my mind
Or I won't live to see another day
I swear its true
Because a girl like you is impossible to find
You're impossible to find

This is not what I intended
I always swore to you I'd never fall apart
You always thought that I was stronger
I may have failed
But I have loved you from the start

Oh, But hold your breath
Because tonight will be the night that I will fall for you
Over again
Don't make me change my mind
Or I won't live to see another day
I swear it's true
Because a girl like you is impossible to find
It's impossible

So breathe in so deep
Breathe me in
I'm yours to keep
And hold onto your words
'Cause talk is cheap
And remember me tonight
Find More lyrics at www.sweetslyrics.com
When you're asleep

Because tonight will be the night that I will fall for you
Over again
Don't make me change my mind
Or I won't live to see another day
I swear it's true
Because a girl like you is impossible to find

Tonight will be the night that I will fall for you
Over again
Don't make me change my mind
Or I won't live to see another day
I swear it's true
Because a girl like you is impossible to find
You're impossible to find

no offense

gue takut sama 'B' takut..takut banget malah eehtapitapi gue heran, tanggal 2 oktober kemaren, bulu mata gue jatoh dari mata sebelah kanan dan berarti itu huruf 'B' -_- boamlah hoax itu..........................ya.......hmm....benerbener HOAX (y) zz

Taylor Swift - Love Story (y_y)

We were both young when I first saw you
I close my eyes
And the flashback starts
I'm standing there
On a balcony in summer air

See the lights
See the party, the ball gowns
I see you make your way through the crowd
And say hello, little did I know

That you were Romeo, you were throwing pebbles
And my daddy said stay away from Juliet
And I was crying on the staircase
Begging you please don't go, and I said

Romeo take me somewhere we can be alone
I'll be waiting all there's left to do is run
You'll be the prince and I'll be the princess
It's a love story baby just say yes

So I sneak out to the garden to see you
We keep quiet 'cause we're dead if they knew
So close your eyes
Escape this town for a little while

'Cause you were Romeo, I was a scarlet letter
And my daddy said stay away from Juliet
But you were everything to me
I was begging you please don't go and I said

Romeo take me somewhere we can be alone
I'll be waiting all there's left to do is run
You'll be the prince and I'll be the princess
It's a love story baby just say yes

Romeo save me, they try to tell me how to feel
This love is difficult, but it's real
Don't be afraid, we'll make it out of this mess
It's a love story baby just say yes
Oh oh

I got tired of waiting
Wondering if you were ever coming around
My faith in you is fading
When I met you on the outskirts of town, and I said

Romeo save me I've been feeling so alone
I keep waiting for you but you never come
Is this in my head? I don't know what to think
He knelt to the ground and pulled out a ring

And said, marry me Juliet
You'll never have to be alone
I love you and that's all I really know
I talked to your dad, go pick out a white dress
It's a love story baby just say yes

Oh, oh, oh, oh
'Cause we were both young when I first saw you

Owl City - Fireflies

You would not believe your eyes
If ten million fireflies
Lit up the world as I fell asleep

'Cause they'd fill the open air
And leave teardrops everywhere
You'd think me rude
But I would just stand and stare

I'd like to make myself believe
That planet Earth turns slowly
It's hard to say that I'd rather stay
Awake when I'm asleep
'Cause everything is never as it seems

'Cause I'd get a thousand hugs
From ten thousand lightning bugs
As they tried to teach me how to dance

A foxtrot above my head
A sock hop beneath my bed
A disco ball is just hanging by a thread

I'd like to make myself believe
That planet Earth turns slowly
It's hard to say that I'd rather stay
Awake when I'm asleep
'Cause everything is never as it seems
When I fall asleep

Leave my door open just a crack
(Please take me away from here)
'Cause I feel like such an insomniac
(Please take me away from here)
Why do I tire of counting sheep
(Please take me away from here)
When I'm far too tired to fall asleep

To ten million fireflies
I'm weird 'cause I hate goodbyes
I got misty eyes as they said farewell

But I'll know where several are
If my dreams get real bizarre
'Cause I saved a few and I keep them in a jar

I'd like to make myself believe
That planet Earth turns slowly
It's hard to say that I'd rather stay
Awake when I'm asleep
'Cause everything is never as it seems
When I fall asleep

I'd like to make myself believe
That planet Earth turns slowly
It's hard to say that I'd rather stay
Awake when I'm asleep
'Cause everything is never as it seems
When I fall asleep

I'd like to make myself believe
That planet earth turns slowly
It's hard to say that I'd rather stay
Awake when I'm asleep
Because my dreams are bursting at the seams

Miley Cyrus - Party In The U.S.A

I hopped off the plane at LAX
with a dream and my cardigan
welcome to the land of fame excess, (woah)
am I gonna fit in?

Jumped in the cab,
Here I am for the first time
Look to my right and I see the Hollywood sign
This is all so crazy
Everybody seems so famous

My tummys turnin and I'm feelin kinda home sick
Too much pressure and I'm nervous,
That's when the taxi man turned on the radio
and a Jay Z song was on
and the Jay Z song was on
and the Jay Z song was on

CHORUS:
So I put my hands up
They're playing my song,
And the butterflys fly away
Noddin' my head like yeah
Moving my hips like yeah,
And I got my hands up,
They're playin my song
I know I'm gonna be ok
Yeah, It's a party in the USA
Yeah, It's a party in the USA

Get to the club in my taxi cab
Everybody's lookin at me now
Like "who's that chick, thats rockin' kicks?
She gotta be from out of town"

So hard with my girls not around me
Its definitely not a Nashville party
Cause' all I see are stilletos
I guess I never got the memo

My tummys turnin' and I'm feelin' kinda home sick
Too much pressure and I'm nervous
That's when the D.J. dropped my favorite tune
and a Britney song was on
and the Britney song was on
and the Britney song was on

CHORUS:
So I put my hands up
They're playing my song,
And the butterflys fly away
Noddin' my head like yeah
Moving my hips like yeah,
And I got my hands up,
They're playin my song
I know I'm gonna be ok
Yeah, It's a party in the USA
Yeah, It's a party in the USA

Feel like hoppin' on a flight (on a flight)
Back to my hometown tonight (town tonight)
Something stops me everytime (everytime)
The DJ plays my song and I feel alright!

CHORUS:
So I put my hands up
They're playing my song,
And the butterflys fly away
Noddin' my head like yeah (Oh, nodding my head)
Moving my hips like yeah, (Ooh Yeah)
And I got my hands up,
They're playin' my song
I know I'm gonna be ok (gonna be okay)
Yeah (huh huh), It's a party in the USA (Yeah)
Yeah, It's a party in the USA

So I put my hands up
They're playing my song,
And the butterflys fly away (flying away)
Noddin' my head like yeah (nodding my head like yeah)
Moving my hips like yeah, (moving my hips like yeah)
And I got my hands up,
They're playin' my song
I know I'm gonna be ok (I'm gonna be okay)
Yeah (Yeah), It's a party in the USA
Yeah (hahaha), It's a party in the USA (Party in the USA!)

Taylor Swift - Mine

Oh, oh, oh
Oh, oh, oh

You were in college, working part-time, waiting tables
Left a small town and never looked back
I was a flight risk, afraid of fallin'
Wondering why we bother with love, if it never lasts

I say, "Can you believe it?"
As we're lyin' on the couch
The moment, I can see it
Yes, yes, I can see it now

Do you remember, we were sittin' there, by the water?
You put your arm around me for the fist time
You made a rebel of a careless man's careful daughter
You are the best thing that's ever been mine

Flash forward, and we're takin' on the world together
And there's a drawer of my things at your place
You learn my secrets and figure out why I'm guarded
You say we'll never make my parents' mistakes

But we got bills to pay
We got nothin' figured out
When it was hard to take
Yes, yes

This is what I thought about:

Do you remember, we were sittin' there, by the water?
You put your arm around me for the fist time

You made a rebel of a careless man's careful daughter
You are the best thing that's ever been mine

Do you remember all the city lights on the water?
You saw me start to believe for the first time
You made a rebel of a careless man's careful daughter
You are the best thing that's ever been mine

Oh, oh, oh, oh

And I remember that fight, two-thirty AM
You said everything was slipping right out of our hands
I ran out, crying, and you followed me out into the street

Braced myself for the goodbye, cause that's all I've ever known
Then, you took me by surprise
You said, "I'll never leave you alone."

You said, "I remember how we felt, sitting by the water.
And every time I look at you, it's like the first time.
I fell in love with a careless man's careful daughter.
She is the best thing that's ever been mine."

You made a rebel of a careless man's careful daughter
You are the best thing that's ever been mine

Do you believe it?
We're gonna make it now
And I can see it

I can see it now

Utopia - Baby Doll (with chord)

G Em
seperti menjamah boneka terindah

Am D G
waktu aku mengenalmu

G Em
kubuat kau buta dengan pesonaku

Am D
tersesat kau karena silaumu


Reff:

C D
kuajak kau melayang tinggi

Bm Em
dan kuhempaskan ke bumi

C D
kumainkan sesuka hati

D
lalu kau kutinggal pergi

G Em
dan aku tertawa melihat kau luka

Bm G
kau terpuruk di kakiku


Reff:

C D
kuajak kau melayang tinggi

Bm Em
dan kuhempaskan ke bumi

C D
kumainkan sesuka hati

D
lalu kau kutinggal pergi


C D
ku ingin kau rasakan

B Em
apa yang dulu kau lakukan

C D
ku ingin kau mengerti